Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day. They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck. My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for. A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere. I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.