I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.