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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

1 month ago

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

4 months ago

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

1 month ago

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I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

I drive like I’m immortal.

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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