I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.