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  • I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.
  • Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.
  • The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.
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  • Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.
  • 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”