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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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83 shares on X this month:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

42 shares on Slack this month:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

24 shares on Reddit this month:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

40 shares on Twitch this month:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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Seen just now on Threads:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Spotted on X:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Spotted on Discord:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Just shared via TikTok:

I love it when God gives me money.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Going viral on Reddit:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Spotted on YouTube:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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