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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.