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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I…

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged childhood, humor, i, kindergarten, leisure, nap, read, reading, relaxation, sit, snack, take, want on Aug 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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