I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I… Commentary:Living the ultimate dream of snack-time, nap-time, and story-time! 🎉📚😴🥪 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack. I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.