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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.