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If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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