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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Going viral on Instagram:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Shared recently on Discord:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Broadcasted on X:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Just shared via X:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Seen just now on Discord:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

93 shares on Slack this month:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

27 shares on X this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

Social Media Log 💫

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Going viral on WeChat:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Live now on Telegram:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Breaking via Telegram:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Seen just now on Instagram:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Trending via Pinterest:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Live now on Snapchat:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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