Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. Funny Quotes August 12, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLife is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.
