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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.