My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:So your husband cracked the mysterious 'sock code'? Next he'll invent the wheel! 🧦🔄😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding. Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately. Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down. A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed. When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.