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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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