My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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“Introducing the master of memory lapses and forgetting names faster than a squirrel on caffeine! 🤷‍♂️💥 Say hello to the Forget-Me-Not King/Queen! 🤣👑 #NameGameStrong”

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