Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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Earth is hard.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.