Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.