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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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2 months ago

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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2 months ago

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17 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

83 shares on Slack this month:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Just landed via Discord:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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