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Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Live now on Instagram:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Spotted on Telegram:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Breaking via Discord:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Spotted on Slack:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Going viral on WeChat:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Seen just now on Instagram:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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2 months ago

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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2 months ago

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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2 months ago

forgetfulness, humor, loss, memory, password, passwords, protection, security, short, technology, term
Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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2 months ago

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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3 months ago

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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2 months ago

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100 shares on TikTok this month:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

49 shares on X this month:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Going viral on Reddit:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Shared recently on WeChat:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Going viral on TikTok:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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