Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.