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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll…

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll…

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"Who needs a guardian angel when you can have a demon obsessed with you? 😈💕 Just make sure they don't get possessive…literally! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attraction, dating, day, demon, humor, love, obsession, relationship, someone on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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