One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.
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"Who needs a guardian angel when you can have a demon obsessed with you? 😈💕 Just make sure they don't get possessive…literally! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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