Commentary:
When your iPhone's spidey senses say, "Nah, better wait for Mercury to be out of retrograde first." 📱🔮🌌
Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.
Commentary:
Classic battle of the sexes: he's racing like it's the Indy 500, and I'm just trying to survive the roller coaster of love! 🚗💨😱❤️
My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”
Commentary:
When your brain turns into a chatty insomniac and refuses to respect office hours 😂🧠🌙
So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.
Commentary:
Ignoring my laundry hasn't made my clothes cleaner yet, so I guess I’m stuck with a pile of "character-building" challenges! 👕🤷♂️🧺
Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.
Commentary:
Chips: the only snack that comes with a built-in guilt trip! 🍟😂🙌
Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.
Commentary:
Adulting level unlocked: Realizing the "There's food at home" prophecy was true all along! 🍞🏠😂
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.
Commentary:
Sounds like they're stuck in a never-ending episode of "Tech Soap Opera: The Paper Jam Chronicles" 😂🖨️💔💻
If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.
Commentary:
When life puts you on expert mode, but you can't find the 'save game' option 🤪🎮🔄
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.
Commentary:
When life gives you receipts, just remember you're writing your financial autobiography! 📚💸😂
You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.
Commentary:
Sounds like it's time to gather your bravery, bust some moves in the kitchen, and dine with your most loyal companion: the fridge light! 🤖✨🍽️