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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few…

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few…

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Zooming into discipline with style and a little extra breeze 😂🍑💻

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged disciplinary, disciplinary hearing, hearing, humor, liberating, meeting, meetings, naked, nudity, online, online meeting, say, things, waist, want, workplace on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, o…

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, o…

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Are these chairs designed by aliens trying to imagine what humans are? 😂🪑🛸

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chairs, design, ergonomics, humans, humor, know, people, questioning, sarcasm on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII h…

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII h…

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So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apocalypse, boredom, cynicism, heart, humor, humor quote, i, know, least, people, sarcasm, say, stuff, think, true, war, well, work, WWIII on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or mak…

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or mak…

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Four yogurts or four-day weeks: one must crumble to chaos to restore balance! 🥴🍦📅✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged days, four, humor, humorist, joke, logic, pack, packaging, should, weekdays, work, workweek, yogurt on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mix…

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mix…

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When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged business, dining, dislike, food, humor, i, joke, mixing, pizza, pleasure, preference, vegetables on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full sp…

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full sp…

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Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, animal, clumsy, cute, dog, dogs, door, full, humor, meme, pet, pug, ran, regular, speed on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers…

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers…

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Looks like you're ready for a deep-sea pillage in the washing machine! 🐬⚔️🧺

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged costume, day, dress, dress up, helmet, humor, humorous, humorous quote, laundry, laundry day, playful, quirky, tell on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the li…

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the li…

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Sounds like a real gut-wrenching performance, can't wait for the behind-the-scenes content! 🍿🩺😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, colonoscopy, embarrassment, humor, live, live stream, medical, medical humor, posts, self-deprecating, stream, think, unexpected, wait on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half befor…

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half befor…

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Pasta crime alert 🚨 Breaking spaghetti? That's a pasta-tastrophe! 🍝🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, before, break, breaking, cook, cooking, food, half, humor, i, italian, joke, kitchen, pasta, spaghetti, tradition on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile…

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile…

Commentary:
Looks like the romance just got a "scorching" plot twist! Who needs therapy when you've got gasoline, right? 😅🔥👕

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, clothes, fire, gasoline, hit, humor, i, pile, relationship, sarcasm, tell, turbulence on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
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