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  • I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.
  • Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.
  • My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.
  • You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.
  • I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.
  • “You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.