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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Making waves on Reddit:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Going bananas on Reddit:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Just shared via TikTok:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

49 shares on Threads this month:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

92 shares on Discord this month:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

32 shares on WeChat this month:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Trending via Twitch:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Live now on Messenger:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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