Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.