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"Ah, the good ol' Bible – works wonders as a weapon AND as a spiritual guide! 📖🎯 Just be sure to aim for accuracy when 'delivering' its message 😅💥 #BibleThumping"

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

14 shares on Slack this month:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Live now on Threads:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Live now on Twitch:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Breaking via Messenger:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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