The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close… Commentary:"Ah, the good ol' Bible – works wonders as a weapon AND as a spiritual guide! 📖🎯 Just be sure to aim for accuracy when 'delivering' its message 😅💥 #BibleThumping" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range. Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night. If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not. A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish. The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.