The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the good ol' Bible – works wonders as a weapon AND as a spiritual guide! ๐๐ฏ Just be sure to aim for accuracy when 'delivering' its message ๐ ๐ฅ #BibleThumping" Related Funny Posts ๐ค The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range. Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night. If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not. At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs. A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish. The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly. Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.