The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the good ol' Bible – works wonders as a weapon AND as a spiritual guide! 📖🎯 Just be sure to aim for accuracy when 'delivering' its message 😅💥 #BibleThumping" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not. Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again. I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate. At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs. A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.
