The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me. Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Maybe they were colorblind and needed a little guidance from the veggies! π§ π€·ββοΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures. Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside youβll find a smaller, more anxious onion. Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that. I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.