The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.