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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and…

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and…

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Maybe they were colorblind and needed a little guidance from the veggies! 🧅🤷‍♂️🌈

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged color, fact, food, humor, me, naming, observation, onion, purple, purple onion, red, red onion, someone, straight on Sep 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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