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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.