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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.