Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man. Posted on8 hours ago8 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThings I don’t want in my future house: An angry man. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog. I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens. Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet. It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.