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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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"Note to self: Must-have criteria for the future house – no room for an angry man! 🚫🧔🏻‍♂️ Who needs that negative energy when the walls can be painted with happiness and laughter instead? 💁🏻‍♀️🏡 #NoAngryMenAllowed"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged angry, angry man, don't, future, future house, home, house, humor, i, living, living situation, man, situation, things, things I don't want, want on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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