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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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Sane is boring.

Going viral on Twitch:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Live now on Discord:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

62 shares on X this month:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

48 shares on X this month:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Going viral on TikTok:

Making art is making love to the world.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Going viral on WeChat:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Making waves on Reddit:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Seen just now on Instagram:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Just landed via X:

Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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