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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.