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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.