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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.