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Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Broadcasted on X:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Going bananas on X:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Breaking via WeChat:

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Just shared via Reddit:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

95 shares on X this month:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

My lips could use some attention today.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

26 shares on Slack this month:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Making waves on Discord:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Spotted on Slack:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Spotted on X:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Making waves on Pinterest:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Trending via Threads:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Trending via YouTube:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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