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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Commentary:
Look at that, the universe decided to add a touch of color to your financial woes! 🌈💸 Who knew bills could come in such fabulous variations? Maybe next time they'll even come dressed up as dollar bills! 💃🤑 #BrokeButStylish

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afford, bill, color, different, expense, finance, humor, i, irony, pay, same, sarcasm, well on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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