Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Well, well, well, if it isn't the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Look at that, the universe decided to add a touch of color to your financial woes! 🌈💸 Who knew bills could come in such fabulous variations? Maybe next time they’ll even come dressed up as dollar bills! 💃🤑 #BrokeButStylish

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