You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.