You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.