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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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