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Just waiting for the Ghost of Email-Pausers to reduce my holiday inbox overload! 🎄👻📧
Author Archives: slickboy
Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.
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So you're telling me my ability to salsa with HR isn't an asset? 🌶️💃🕺
The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.
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Rushing home like I'm in the Indy 500 but really it's just to get into my PJs faster 🏎️🛋️😴
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
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Looks like I'm doomed to be hilariously lucky at this rate! 🍀😂🎯
I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.
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Wishing your lips a New Year full of smooch-tastic adventures! 😘💋🎉
“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”
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Wish I could sleep like a king, but my partner insists on queenly proximity! 😂👑🛌
Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.
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When your Uber ride gives you more jet-setting vibes than a regular cab ride, but without the complimentary peanuts ✈️😂🚗
“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”
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Sounds like your gut has been hitting the gym more than I have! 🏋️♂️🦠😄
Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.
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Sounds like ChatGPT has a mirror mode for brains! 🤖🧠🔄
You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.
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When your university friend is as elusive as the rarest Pokémon! 🎓👀😂