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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.