Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Dear Snapchat memory, please delete that ex-friend like you delete my embarrassing snaps! 🙅♂️📸 #ByeFelicia" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend. Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.