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Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Going viral on WeChat:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Breaking via WeChat:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Trending via Twitch:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Spotted on WeChat:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Spotted on X:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Trending via TikTok:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

2 months ago

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"Dear Snapchat memory, please delete that ex-friend like you delete my embarrassing snaps! 🙅‍♂️📸 #ByeFelicia"

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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2 months ago

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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2 months ago

age, aging, air, air fryer, cooking, fryer, humor, kitchen, life, life stages, minute, next, stages, wild, young, youth
People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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6 months ago

annoyance, blind, blinds, closed, flight, humor, hurt, leave, passenger, people, plane, ride, travel
Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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2 months ago

communication, expression, eyebrow, gestures, humor, raised, raised eyebrow, simplicity, statement, waste, words
Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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2 months ago

explain, gap, humor, i, job, move, picture, resume, tried, word, work
If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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2 months ago

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59 shares on Slack this month:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

64 shares on Threads this month:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Live now on Facebook:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Just landed via X:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Just shared via Discord:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Going viral on Twitch:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Just shared via Facebook:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Just shared via Instagram:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Going viral on Messenger:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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