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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Trending via Telegram:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Just shared via Messenger:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Freshly posted on Discord:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Making waves on WeChat:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Just shared via Telegram:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Funny quote about job experience and pizza huts versus sunglass huts, playful and witty in tone.

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79 shares on Threads this month:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

68 shares on YouTube this month:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

96 shares on X this month:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Live now on Telegram:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Breaking via Pinterest:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Live now on YouTube:

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Just shared via WeChat:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Live now on TikTok:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Keep the laugh going 😂

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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