Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.