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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Going viral on Slack:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Reported on X:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Spotted on Facebook:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Spotted on Telegram:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Just shared via Telegram:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Just landed via TikTok:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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20 Funny acting quotes

Funny acting quotes bring a spotlight to the hilarious side of the stage and screen 🎭😂 Whether you’re an aspiring actor or just love a good laugh, these witty lines capture the drama, chaos, and pure comedy behind the scenes 🎬✨ Get ready to giggle and maybe even see your own acting struggles reflected in the funniest way possible! 🎉🎤 #ActingLife #ComedyGold

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6 days ago
Share →: Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
1 week ago
Share →: Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm just the weird echo chamber 😂🔄 #InGoodCompany"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Commentary:
"When's the award ceremony? I've already prepared my acceptance speech! 🎭😂 #OfficeOscars"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Commentary:
"Why limit it to today? I'm embracing 'unforeseen circumstances' as a lifestyle! 😜🤪"
2 months ago
Share →: Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Commentary:
😂 "Ah, the professional act—mastering the art of looking busy while secretly plotting your next nap. Who says you can't work the system… or at least look like you're working? 🕵️‍♂️💼💤"
3 months ago
Share →: The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is going full 'pope-less' mode 🤪🕺! Watch out, we might have a new Pope-ster in town! 🤣 #PopeProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh snap! Tom Cruise definitely takes "action hero" to a whole new level! 🎬💥 It seems like he's more daring off-screen than on-screen these days! 🤸‍♂️🎥 #StuntmanGoals
4 months ago
Share →: “You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Commentary:
"Who needs to act when you're already naturally weird? 🤪 #JustBeingMyself"
4 months ago
Share →: I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Commentary:
🏆🎬 "I could easily win an Oscar, I just have to schedule it in between my naps and snack breaks! 🍿💤 Who knew being fabulous could be so exhausting?"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Shared recently on Discord:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Going viral on Twitch:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Just landed via Reddit:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Making waves on YouTube:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Just shared via Pinterest:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Trending via Snapchat:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Breaking via X:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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