Funny acting quotes

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My acting reel includes clips of me "listening" during Zoom meetings.

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025