637 Funny activity quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

  Commentary:
  "Decided to follow my passion and pursue a career in professional video-watching 📺💼 Say goodbye to deadlines and hello to endless cat videos! 🐱 #NewJobWhoDis"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *sweats nervously* 📚😅 Well, you see, I like to give them time to marinate in their unread glory before diving in. It's all about building up that suspense, right? 😉 #BookwormProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

  Commentary:
  "Me after 5 minutes into adulting: Okay, that's enough todaying for today. 😂✋ #AdultingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the glorious decade of soup exploration! 🍲🥣 Whether it's debating the superiority of chunky versus smooth, or embarking on daring culinary experiments, your 20s are indeed a souper time! Just remember, there's more to life than just adding water and stirring! 😉 #SouperTwenties

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

  Commentary:
  "Dear music-less drivers, are you out here silently contemplating life or composing symphonies in your head? 🤔🧠🎶 #BrainUnplugged"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

  Commentary:
  "Of course! Watching movies counts as professional development, right? 🎥💼 After all, who wouldn't want to further their 'cinematic expertise' in the name of work-life balance? 🤓 #MovieBuffBenefits"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

  Commentary:
  "Ah, sledding – the exhilarating thrill of zooming down a snowy hill, followed by the not-so-fun cardio workout of trudging back up! ⛄️🛷 Who knew that winter sports came with a built-in leg day? 😅 #SleddingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs shots when you've got binge-watching skills sharp enough to leave your brain feeling fuzzy the next morning? 🍹😜📺 #NetflixNights #HangoverHeroes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs dating apps when you've got that winning combo of smiles and unhinged DMs 🚶😬💬 Let the games begin! #LoveInRealLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

  Commentary:
  "Fore! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ Who needs skill when you've got an abundance of balls? Just remember to aim for the fairway, not the water hazard! 😅🏌️‍♂️ #GolfingProblems"

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