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Why see a therapist when I can scroll for free wisdom with a side of memes? 🤔😂🛋️
335 Funny advice quotes
There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.
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Perfect opportunity to unleash your autobiography on an unsuspecting audience! ✈️😂🎤
Text her when the moon looks pretty.
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Shoot your shot when the moon has that Instagram filter on it! 🌙📸
What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?
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Starting with "Don't forget to plug in your brain" should do the trick 🤔🔌🧠😂
The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.
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Looks like the sperm needs a GPS 📍😂 Slow down, buddy! 🐢💪
“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.
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Oh great, now I can add "professional advice giver" to my imaginary resume! 🤔📚😂
Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Trying to keep my personal life and work separate, but my lunch break gossip sessions say otherwise! 😅🤫🤐
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.
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Time to open those piggy banks and prepare for the world of adulting! 🐷💵 #FinancialGuruInDiapers
Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.
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That risky pre-event haircut deserves its own invite to the party 🎉✂️😅