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- I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.
- I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.
- I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.
- People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.
- I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.
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- I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.
- I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.
- I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.
- People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.
- I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.
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