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"Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! 📚😂🔍"
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Funny assume quotes are here to tickle your brain and remind you why assuming can lead to hilarious mix-ups! 🤪 Whether it’s about jumping to conclusions or making wild guesses, these witty lines turn everyday assumptions into laugh-out-loud moments. 😂 Ready to see assumptions in a whole new light? Let’s dive into the quirky world where what you assume isn’t always what you get! 🤭✨
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"Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸" -
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"Showering at night: the ultimate act of optimism or pure brilliance? 🌙✨ Who needs the certainty of tomorrow when you can bathe in the mystery of tonight? 🚿😂 Stay bold, my nocturnal beauties! 🌃💫" -
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"Imagine trying to pronounce a fish's name and ending up sounding like a gurgling aquarium filter 🐠🗣️. I bet they have the fanciest underwater monikers like Glubbertonix or Finnevere! 🌊😂" -
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"Buying Tesla now is like showing up to a party wearing a fanny pack – bold move, but risky in the coolness department. 🤷♂️🚗 #RiskVsReward" -
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"Ah, confidence level: expert! 💁♂️🔥 Good looks are like a magnetic force field, resistance is futile! 😂 #ConfidenceGoals" -
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"Ah, the magic of cardigans – the ultimate disguise for looking smart with minimal effort 🧐🎩 Who needs books when you've got a wardrobe full of cardies? 📚🚫 #FashionableGenius" -
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"Well, at least this person has mastered one specific assumption 🤷♂️ Seems like the fetal position is their go-to move for any situation – who needs assumptions when you can just curl up into a ball and hope for the best? 🤣 #FetalPositionIsLife" -
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"Starting the day with low expectations is a bold move, like playing the 'worst-case scenario' game on expert mode! 🙈 But hey, at least you can only go up from there, right? Maybe today will surprise you with a sprinkle of unicorns and rainbows! 🌈🦄"
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