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Funny assume quotes

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

1 month ago

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

3 months ago

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

3 months ago

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

3 months ago

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

3 months ago