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Funny assume quotes

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025
Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you're smart and you can stop reading entirely.

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025