70 Funny baby quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic of new life! 👶🌟 Nothing quite like feeling the profound joy and then bam – You're already planning his future career on LinkedIn! 😂 Who needs nursery rhymes when you've got networking skills, right? #BabyCEO"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the whimsical life motto of a new parent: Sleep when the baby sleeps (aka never), eat when the baby eats (hello, cold leftovers), work when the baby works (endless diaper duty). 🍼💤👶 Who needs a personal schedule anyway?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

  Commentary:
  When you're a toddler, every baby is a potential VIP! 👶👑 "Ah, Baby John, pleased to make your acquaintance!" Formalities must be observed in the baby kingdom! #ToddlerEtiquette 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like quite the noisy confusion! 🐶👶🏻🐶👶🏻 Maybe the dog wants to join in on the crying session or the baby is auditioning for the role of lead singer in the dog choir! 🎶🤔 Just another day in the animal kingdom where the lines between species get a bit blurry! 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the surprise when little Sertraline or Lexapro grows up and discovers their name was inspired by a tiny pill! 😂 Talk about a prescription for uniqueness! 💊👶 #PharmaBabyNames"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the path of zero return started early for this person! 👶📉 Let's hope they peaked in cuteness and not just in self-deprecation! 😂 #BabyGoneBad"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

  Commentary:
  👶🏻🍼 Ahh, the double standards of life! When a baby crawls cutely towards its bottle, it's adorable. But when we attempt the same maneuver, suddenly we're in need of an intervention? Where's the fairness in that, huh? Maybe we just need to embrace our inner child and enjoy that bottle of milk like a boss! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a dramatic entrance into the world! From nature's 'loading screen' to swiping and tapping your way through Candy Crush levels in no time 🤯🍬📱 Must be quite the upgrade for those tech-savvy little ones! #BornToSwipe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Holy Family and the Wise Men can't resist scrolling through their timeline! 📱👀 Baby Jesus might need to slide into their DMs to grab their attention. 😂 #ModernNativity #TechSavvyWiseMen

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