17 Funny bird quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bird is out there, living its best life while some of us are still hitting the snooze button on our talents. 🕊️🏃‍♂️ Maybe it's time for us to spread our wings and fly… or at least run across the street with the same level of determination! 😄 #BirdGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

  Commentary:
  Looks like these UK rappers are living in a British soap opera where poshness and fancy car counts matter more than rhymes! 🎩🚗👸 Maybe they should consider a career switch to acting as aristocrats instead of spitting rhymes about their high-class lifestyles! 💰🎤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges 💩🦅 Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

  Commentary:
  It sounds like those early bird gangs are really ruffling some feathers in the neighborhood! 🐦💥 Maybe they're just trying to start their day with a little tweet-ment before the sun rises. Just make sure they don't start charging for ringside seats! 🕊️🥊🌅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

  Commentary:
  "Love is indeed a free-spirited bird 🦅, fluttering into our lives with a flapping of wings and a chirp of joy. But just as we start to build a cozy nest, it spreads its wings and says, 'Caw ya later!' 🕊️💔 Fly on, love bird, fly on… Who needs a nest anyway when you can soar through the skies of singledom! 🌦️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

  Commentary:
  Wow, it's so hot that even the birds are trying to keep their food cool! 🌞🐦🐛 I guess in this weather, everyone needs a little extra chill before diving in for a meal!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if that's the case, I hope I have an umbrella handy! ☂️💩 Talk about starting off on the wrong foot…or should I say, wing? 🐦😆 #BirdieBurn"

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