33 Funny bird quotes

Funny bird quotes bring a chirpy touch of humor to our feathered friends! 🐦😂 From witty remarks about their antics to playful observations on their unique behaviors, these quotes capture the lighter side of avian life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in our winged companions! 😄🕊️

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds i…

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I've been trying to coo them in for years, but their sense of time is strictly for the birds! 🕒🐦😅

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deli…

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Why bother with modern dating apps when you've got a feathered messenger service? 🐦💌🤔

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my…

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Finally embracing the fine art of bird spa management! 🐦🛁😂

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a…

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Those chipmunks always know how to live it up! I hope they saved some sunscreen for the squirrels! 😎🛁🍹🦉

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped…

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Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quiet…

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When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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"Channeling my inner 'aimbird' 🎯🦜… watch out below! 💩😆"

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconsciou…

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"Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’…

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"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as he…

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Well, talk about a early riser! 🐦💪 Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? 😂🌅

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