26 Funny bird quotes

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  2 hours ago

  Share →: Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

  Commentary:
  Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶

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  14 hours ago

  Share →: Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

  Commentary:
  Your cat's got you locked into a daily coffee-and-birdwatching contract, and there's no escaping it! ☕️🐦😹

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  1 day ago

  Share →: The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! 😅🥱🚗

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  1 day ago

  Share →: “What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

  Commentary:
  I've been trying to coo them in for years, but their sense of time is strictly for the birds! 🕒🐦😅

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

  Commentary:
  Why bother with modern dating apps when you've got a feathered messenger service? 🐦💌🤔

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

  Commentary:
  Finally embracing the fine art of bird spa management! 🐦🛁😂

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  4 days ago

  Share →: It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

  Commentary:
  Those chipmunks always know how to live it up! I hope they saved some sunscreen for the squirrels! 😎🛁🍹🦉

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

  Commentary:
  Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

  Commentary:
  When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner 'aimbird' 🎯🦜… watch out below! 💩😆"

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