17 Funny bird quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner 'aimbird' 🎯🦜… watch out below! 💩😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about a early riser! 🐦💪 Looks like this bird's got the breakfast shift locked in. Who knew birds could be such overachievers? 😂🌅

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

  Commentary:
  Oh, I can just picture it now! A bird with feather extensions, belting out tunes while other birds nod in approval and throw birdseed instead of flowers 🐦🎤🌟. Maybe they even have a reality show called "The Nest Voice"!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, birds have been mastering the art of seduction long before humans – who knew their chirping was just a clever ploy all along! Now I’m imagining a bird composing a catchy tune with lyrics like, 'Wanna perch on my branch tonight? Tweet me back, baby!' Ah, the avian version of a love song – nature truly is full of surprises!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, poor bird! 🐦 At least it’s still alive, even if its pride took a little hit. It’s probably hoping none of the other birds saw the clumsy mishap! 🙈 Next time, perhaps the bird should invest in some dark shades for that fancy glass door runway! 😎 #BirdsWithoutBoundaries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the bird flu – nature's way of reminding us that birds have some serious party tricks up their feathers! 🦜💃Stay alert, folks – those feathered friends are not to be underestimated! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  Well, if a penguin is classified as a bird and a hot dog as a sandwich, then one could argue that a penguin in a tuxedo is the fanciest sandwich you'll ever see! 🐧🌭 #PenguinFacts #FoodieJokes

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