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13 Funny bird quotes

Funny bird quotes bring a chirpy touch of humor to our feathered friends! 🐦😂 From witty remarks about their antics to playful observations on their unique behaviors, these quotes capture the lighter side of avian life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in our winged companions! 😄🕊️

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

3 weeks ago

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

1 month ago

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

2 months ago

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

3 months ago

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

3 months ago

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

3 months ago

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

3 months ago

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

3 months ago

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

3 months ago

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

3 months ago

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

3 months ago

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

3 months ago

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

3 months ago