Funny Bird Quotes That Will Have You Chirping with Laughter! 🦜😂

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

3 months ago2 months ago

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

4 months ago2 months ago

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

4 months ago2 months ago

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

5 months ago2 months ago

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

5 months ago2 months ago

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

5 months ago2 months ago

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

6 months ago2 months ago

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Oct 1, 20232 months ago

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Sep 23, 20232 months ago

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 17, 2023

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Sep 22, 2023Oct 15, 2023