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Looks like you've mastered the art of workplace efficiency: Boss leaves, productivity soars! ππΌ Keep up the good work – maybe you'll get promoted to "Boss in Absentia" soon! ππ
59 Funny boss quotes
My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.
Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.
My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.
Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.
Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.
Apparently βew noβ is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I donβt want more responsibility at work.
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π€·ββοΈ When "ew no" meets the professional world, things can get a little tricky! π Apparently, not all bosses speak the language of "ew no" fluently. Time to brush up on those communication skills, or just stick to the good ol' eye roll and heavy sigh combo. π #ProfessionalCommunicationFail