25 Funny cause quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

  Commentary:
  Haha, well, at least your realistic self-awareness is on point! 🦄🤣 Maybe you should stick to races within the realm of possibility for now!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

  Commentary:
  🎶 Sounds like your kids have taken over as the DJs at home! 🎧 Maybe it's time to trade in your "Parent DJ" badge for a "Music Volume Supervisor" one! 🔊 Embrace the new hierarchy – rock on, little ones! 🤘

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of humble bragging 🌟😏 Excelling in excellence and humility like a boss! Clearly, you were raised right! 😎 #HumbleButProud"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

  Commentary:
  "Wouldn't that be a dream come true! 🌟 Instead, it seems like most labels have a disclaimer that translates to: Warning, may cause extra trips to the snack cabinet and sudden urge to nap. 😂 Oh, the irony of medication side effects! #WishfulThinking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old paradox of personalities 🤷‍♂️. Some folks sprinkle their magic happiness dust wherever they roam, while others…well, let's just say their departure is like a breath of fresh air 💨😆. Choose your squad wisely, folks! #HappinessHunters"

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