18 Funny cigarette quotes

• They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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  aura, aura farming, cigarette, cigarettes, farming, harmless, humor, invent, invention, should

• Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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  cigarette, coke, diet, Diet Coke, dieting, fridge, humor, just, sarcasm, soda

• Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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  activity, being, better, cigarette, cigarettes, dream, ever, fun, fun activity, humor, LinkedIn, networking, socializing, tool

• Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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  activity, bin, break, childhood, cigarette, equivalent, humor, nostalgia, pencil, school, sharpening, taking

• A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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  addiction, cigarette, happening, humor, just, me, peaceful, personal, personal struggle, power, struggle, transition

• If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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  animal, cigarette, conversation, humor, pigeon, talk

• Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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  cigarette, history, humor, opinion, smell, smells, worst

• My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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  American, cigarette, cigarettes, culture, humor, identity, name, native, Native American, smoke

• I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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  actually, cigarette, craving, God, habit, humor, i, irony, myself, need, smoke, someone, think, thinking, too

• They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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  airline, cigarette, funny idea, humor, idea, people, plane, section, should, smoking, suggestion, travel, where, wing

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