16 Funny cigarette quotes — Wordgag ツ

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

2 months ago2 months ago

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

2 months ago2 months ago

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

2 months ago2 months ago

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

3 months ago2 months ago

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

3 months ago2 months ago

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

3 months ago3 months ago

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Feb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Jan 28, 2025

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Jan 28, 2025

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Jan 28, 2025

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Jan 27, 2025