15 Funny cigarette quotes — Wordgag ツ

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

1 month ago1 month ago

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

1 month ago1 month ago

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

2 months ago2 months ago

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

2 months ago1 month ago

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

2 months ago3 weeks ago

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Feb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Jan 28, 2025

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Jan 28, 2025

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Jan 28, 2025

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Jan 27, 2025