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Funny cigarette quotes
Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.
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Feb 4, 2025
A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.
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Feb 1, 2025
If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
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Feb 1, 2025
Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.
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Jan 28, 2025
My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.
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Jan 28, 2025
I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.
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Jan 28, 2025
They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.
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Jan 27, 2025