Funny cigarette quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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