Funny clown quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

  Commentary:
  With all these clowns, you'd think we'd at least get a free circus show 🤡🎪😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, be the villain in their story – after all, they're just a clown in yours! 🤡💥 Who needs a hero when you've got a comedy show to watch unfold? 😆 #VillainVsClown"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Elect a clown, expect a circus.

  Commentary:
  "When you choose a clown to lead the show 🤡🎪, don't be surprised when the whole town turns into a circus! 🎉 Just make sure you bring plenty of popcorn and maybe a lion tamer! 🦁🍿#CircusLeadership"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

  Commentary:
  "Just imagine her out there, practicing her fake laughter skills, waiting for her true clown 🤡 to sweep her off her feet! Patience, Queen, your comedy king is on his way to make you laugh for real 😄💕 #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it ironic how we expect clowns to act like clowns, yet we're the ones lining up to watch the circus? 🤡🎪 Maybe it's time for some self-reflection instead of waiting for the next clown show!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

  Commentary:
  Well, I suppose we now know what goes honk-honk in the night! 🤡🚲🤣 Just imagine the chaotic symphony of rubber noses and squeaky shoes – a true circus of love! 🎪❤️ #ClowningAround

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