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Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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Jan 2, 2026

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Just shared via Reddit:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Shared recently on TikTok:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Making waves on Telegram:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Spotted on TikTok:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Just landed via Reddit:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Just landed via Slack:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Making waves on Twitch:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Trending via Messenger:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Spotted on Messenger:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Funny clown quotes

Funny clown quotes bring a playful twist to the world of circus entertainment. 🤡😄 From witty remarks about juggling mishaps to humorous takes on colorful antics, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of clowning around. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun with these funny clown quotes! 😂🎪

New funny clown quotes 👇

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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2 months ago

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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2 months ago

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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2 months ago

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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2 months ago

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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2 months ago

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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2 months ago

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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2 months ago

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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3 months ago

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10 shares on Facebook this month:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

54 shares on Slack this month:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dear music, thanks!

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Just shared via Reddit:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Just shared via Twitch:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Just shared via Twitch:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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