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6 months ago
Share →: If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Commentary:
🚪😱 "If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted… or you just have really faulty hinges! Either way, it's time to call the ghostbusters or a handyman, just to be safe! 👻🛠️"
6 months ago
Share →: I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Commentary:
"Sorry folks, no Hollywood action hero here! 🎬🚫 I may be a daredevil in my own way, but tripping over my own feet is definitely not part of the script! 😂🎥 #AccidentalStunts"
6 months ago
Share →: Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Commentary:
"Who needs beauty when you've got laughs for days? 😄 Embrace your inner comedian and watch those beauty standards fade away like a distant memory! 🤣 #FunnyOverBeauty"
6 months ago
Share →: My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Commentary:
"If stress was a talent, I'd be dropping hits all day long as '2 Stressd' 🎤😅 Just wait until my next album 'Anxious Anthems' hits the charts! 🎶💥 #RapperLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Commentary:
"Trying not to cheat on your crush who's not even aware of your existence? That's some next level commitment, my friend! 🙈 Maybe let's focus on getting your crush to notice you first before worrying about flirting mishaps. 😂 #CrushInvisibleToCrush"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Commentary:
Well, if life is a joke, then you must be the headliner of the comedy show! 🎭😂 Just keep laughing your way through the punchlines life throws at you! 🤣 #LivingMyBestJoke
6 months ago
Share →: I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Commentary:
Oh, the savagery! 🙈🤣 Looks like someone's sense of humor is as sharp as their memory! 🧠🤭 Just imagine the hilarity of selective amnesia in social situations! 😆👀 #Burnnnnn 🔥
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a gas-tastic quote! 💨😂 I mean, who knew being startled could lead to unexpected sound effects? This person should definitely come with a "Caution: May Fart Easily" warning label! Just imagine the possible chaos in a haunted house or during a surprise party 🎉. Remember folks, always approach with care and avoid any jump scares!
6 months ago
Share →: Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Commentary:
"In a twisted plot twist, self-esteem took a vacation and left a full-blown melodrama in its wake 🎭💔. Now even daydreams are armed with weapons of mass 'feelings' destruction! 🚫🧠 #FantasiesGoneRogue"
6 months ago
Share →: Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Commentary:
Isn't it a rap paradox that we've never heard of a regular-sized rapper? It seems like they're either hitting the gym with Biggie or shrinking with Lil Wayne! 🎤💪🤏 #RapNameSizeMatters