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Funny confirm quotes

I'm actually quite nice. If I had friends, they'd all confirm that.

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I'm gonna put "CEO of Blockbuster Video" on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025