Funny confirm quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you're 'quite nice,' huh? 🤔 Sounds like a classic case of 'If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?' But hey, who needs friends when you've got such a sparkling personality, right? 😄🌟"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

  Commentary:
  "Putting 'CEO of Blockbuster Video' on your resume is bold…until prospective employers try to fact-check and realize the only number they have is disconnected 📼😂 Who needs verified references when you've got blockbuster confidence, am I right?"

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