Funny confirm quotes

• Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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  1 month ago

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• After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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  2 months ago

  actually, confirm, friends, humor, i, loneliness, nice, self-deprecation

• I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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  2 months ago

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• If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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  4 months ago

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