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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Talents: eating!

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Funny confirm quotes

Funny confirm quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 😂👌 when you just need that little extra nudge to say yes ✅. Whether you’re sealing the deal or just making plans, these witty lines make confirmation anything but boring! Ready to double-check with a smile? Let’s dive into some playful puns and clever twists that turn a simple confirm into a laugh-out-loud moment! 😄✨

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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

1 month ago
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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

1 month ago
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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

1 month ago
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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

1 month ago
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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

3 months ago
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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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